Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFucking stupid blogspot lost my post and dont even save a Fucking draft.

OK, new post.

Well, rant.

What the fuck makes a perfectly stable web page look at what I'm typing, and as soon as I reach a critical mass, 30 lines or so, web page decides, time to fucking refuckingfresh and lose all your words.

And yes, i do know what I was kinda saying and could rewrite it, but fuck that.

I did write it, and fucking IE (oh, theres your problem) fucking stole the words from me.

I will probably never rethink some of the more clever turns of phrase no matter how hard I try. (Oh please let me actually have clever turns of phrase in this thing)

Please remind me to write in word and paste to blog in future.

I'll leave you with a relevant joke:

So the devil comes to Gocd and tunes him, 'I reckon the world has changes since we decided whos boss in bible days. I want a rematch.'

So God's like, Ok, sweet.

Whatas the challenge.

So the devil's like, The world is run on computers these days, what about a programming championship?

God's cool with that, and the Jesus reckons he did a course once, so he'll represent Heaven.

So the date is set, the computers plugged in, the times ready, and GO!

Devil, he's not worried, he's been training hackers since the 80's.

Jesus is quite a bit slower, but his fundamentals are solid, and he keeps grinding away at the problem.

The devils fingers are flying faster than when that kid from Georgia handed him his ass with a fiddel.

With 20 minutes to go, Gabriel realises organising it in South Africa might have been silly, as a power cut plunges them into darkness. Computers go off, and a screams of FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! is heard from the devils side of the room.

Backup genny kicks in, and the timekeeper says 'Right, 20 minutes left, proceed'

Now the devils fingers are flying so fast over the keyboard, a passing hummingbird stops and says 'Duuuuude, thats fast'

Jesus keeps plonking away at his usual speed.

20 minutes pass, time's up, and Jesus says 'Cool, done'

The devil sreieks in disbelief. "How the home did you get all the code done in 20 m inutes.

I was going as fast as I could after the power cut, there no way you could be finished, I'm barely halfway through what I coded beofre the power went out.

So Gabriel sidles up to old Lou' and says "I thought you knew...Jesus saves"!!!